White Crane Spreads Wings
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
The Market
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Wudang Shan
Master Xu Gu 虚谷, met us at the station in a beat-up old van. At 22 years old, he is one of the youngest masters in Wudang. Trying to fit 10 of us plus luggage into a seven-passenger van, he remained calm and relaxed. He had no interest in impressing or complementing us - a welcome departure from daily life in Xiang Fan. He also did not honk his horn or try to pass anyone the entire trip... very un-Chinese.
*Most of the students at this humble academy will go on to become body guards for the most high-profile people in Chinese society. The head master was at one time the main body guard for Hu Jintao.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Rules of the Road
Ignore all road markings, especially the one in the center that is painted in yellow.
All signs are suggestions, including stop signs and traffic lights.
Drive with your lights on at night only if you can afford to compromise on your mileage.
Do not use your turn signal. If you must use your turn signal, make sure not to turn it off until you have arrived at your destination.
Honk your horn under the following circumstances
You are about to pass someone
You are passing someone
You have just passed someone
Someone is about to pass you
Someone is passing you
Someone has just passed you
You are about to make a turn
You want someone to move out of your way
You are about to hit someone
Someone is about to hit you
You recognize someone you know
There is an ox in the road
You haven't honked your horn in over a minute.
All vehicles are allowed on the road regardless of size, shape, or mode of locomotion.
If you drive a scooter you should drive unpredictably, go the wrong way half of the time, and make sure to utilize pedestrian walkways and crosswalks whenever possible.
When making a left-hand turn across a busy street, slowly ease your way into oncoming traffic, lay on the horn, and hope for the best.
The overall effect is something like Cornfest in a city of 6 million people where the roads are left open.